A 3 month old baby girl : *Spreads her legs while playing around on her bed like any normal functioning other baby does since babies need to develop the muscles and bones in their legs by moving them*
Straight Parents™ : Now now dont act like such a whore little lady™ 🙂 Here let me hold your legs closed together just like how all proper ladies’™ legs should be :))
Literally every decent person : What,in the everloving fuck,is wrong with y’all .
This is the kind of shit im talking about.Stop sexualizing kids ugh.
PastelGrandpa 