despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

sodalite-full:

nuderefsarebest:

queenshireen:

is thor the strongest avenger? yes. but is he the best avenger? also yes.

headphonepoe:

kyomi-shi:

still-learning-2love-myself:

hey-there-internet:

chaotic-genius:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

getlestrade:

ben-c:

• Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
• The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We’re talking small.
• “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.
• He started working my zone. It was bananas.

licking his eyebrow

DO I AFRAID YOU

what the actual fuck is this book

I burst out laughing

I can do better than this…wtf

This isn’t leg–This isn’t… IS THIS FUCKING LEGIT??

vivialopod:

hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”