my burlesque dancer girlfriend who looks likes ramona flowers takes off my punk adventure time shirt and my cool jeans, my cool siracha underpants showing right below my chest hair, which i shaved so it looks like dark vader from star warps. my burlesque dancer girlfriend kisses my cool beard which i condition with siracha hot sauce and organic mousse from trader joes. were cool and indie and this is what indie sex is like.
Halloween is tomorrow so here’s a friendly reminder that kids are going to dress up like kids. You’re going to see children in costumes from Steven Universe, Fortnite, Minecraft, maybe undertale. Please, for the love of fuck, be cool. These are children dressing up as characters from video games/ children’s TV shows and your opinions about those shows are irrelevant right now. Don’t be a dick, let children have fun. If a 12 yr old in a Fortnite costume knocks on my door for candy, I’m damn well going to give it to them, and I really hope you all will too.
post apoc media is always banging on about the necessity of macho survival skills but frankly it’s the gardeners/farmers who know 150 preservation techniques for winter beets and who understand the art of good pH balance in compost who will survive on our non energy dependent farms while you all butcher each other with katanas in burnt out shopping centres
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