PastelGrandpa

couple o messy leftover kissus

Damien: Detective! This is a crime scene!
Abe, pulling ice cream out of the freezer: WHAT? IS THIS THE MURDER WEAPON? GET OFF MY DICK

camohmille:

a compilation of keith habersberger saying “p-NUT”

princessmchi:

CAN U FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS WOMAN IS REAL

softuris:

reblog if you’re a slut for worm on a string

venusisfortransbians:

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This is a Bulbasaur appreciation zone, partner

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c-o-c-o-n-u-t-h-e-a-d:

if you idolize serial killers as role models, wanting to ‘follow in their footsteps’, or defending them for the horrific crimes they commited,

ur moms a hoe

“wow ur teeth r so sharp. let me poke them.”

anthraxcakemix:

halloweens not over until i feel like drawing winter stuff