Ikke kategoriseret – Side 86

teacher: i’ve uploaded a scan of the reading to the course page

scan:

nukacult:

Legend

It is well documented that tens of thousands of American vets are homeless and twenty or more veterans commit suicide daily, veterans have even been deported, but the Army wants you to think it’s failure in bringing in recruits is the fault of a “strong” economy. Pfft.

thebestoftumbling:

Snapcats!

dee-wood:

jinxtimesinfinity:

askragtatter:

anonymous-bosch:

the-sky-traveler:

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

Cats

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

the-pale-blogger:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

comickit:

dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass:

despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

And mayonnaise. Everything had mayo in it.

This explains my moms cooking