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gudroo:

jonbutter:

ITS BEEN 20 years since the release of One Week by Barenaked Ladies

ITS BEEN

ONE WEEK since the 20 year anniversary of One Week by Barenaked Ladies

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

megalunalexi:

bogleech:

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

WE ALL LOVE DRAGONS, BUT IN THIS DYSTOPIAN ECONOMY, STEALING THEIR GOLD IS NOT JUST AN ACCOMPLISHMENT, BUT A LIVELIHOOD. 

A CAREER PATH…DARE I SAY….A PUBLIC SERVICE

troyeslittlenuggett:

newkate:

Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:

“My dick, like a mythical tale,

Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

nudityandnerdery:

slyspeaker:

nudityandnerdery:

Since last year, I’ve seen this headline around a lot as a description of our current political divide:

But it wasn’t until today that I found out there was a response article to it:

Seriously, this shit would be cartoonish and unbelievable in fiction, and yet someone actually wrote it.

Isn’t there a word about being compelled to do something against your will? Call me silly but I was under the impression that this is, you know, generally a bad thing.

I’m sorry that “saying you should care about people and not be a selfish asshole” is such an oppressive and awful thing to hear. Life must be a real struggle for you, having been attacked by things like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street as a child.

reachouts:

guardianofsirenix:

@reachouts it’s asexual awareness day text me back bitch

YOU NEVER TEXTED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE