tumblr_pdelwxikue1so7zhe polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
tanosaurus: hustleinatrap: In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN. She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable! Congratulations! okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.
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