whatthebodygraspsnot:

imagine your otp

passionpeachy:

I just saw someone call pan people “lazy bisexuals who want to feel special about their bisexuality” and their icon is Cherry from Studio Killers like Do You Know Nothing Thot

furrypost-generator:

ryunoohi:

unregistered-hypercam2:

megapope:

megapope:

meanwhile on twitter the furries are gaining then immediately losing NASA internships for being rude to legendary aerospace engineer Homer Hickam

Let this be a lesson to this crass, egotistical generation. If you curse as freely as you breathe, there WILL be consequences. Have fun working at McDonalds or worse with that filthy, disrespectful mouth. I’ll be over here laughing.

Actually Homer Hickman is working with her to get her a better internship so gargle my dick and balls

xiaq:

A tall muscular undergrad walking purposely toward the English building, talking on the phone in a loud, assertive voice: I’m gunna kill it!  I’m prepared! I’m confident! I’m ready! I believe in myself!
After a moment of silence, in a much quieter voice:  Yeah, thanks, mom. That helped. I’ll call you after and let you know how it goes. Love you.

floozys:

floozys:

do you ever eat some disappointing junk food and it’s like… i’m clogging my arteries for THIS?

i’m so tired

ghostslostinwhatever:

runnerfivestillalive:

Fic Idea:

“O Noble Thor, King of Asgard. I write to you with an unusual problem. My father seeks to marry me to one among his court. I would prefer not to be ripped in half by a giant dong. Is there one among your court of acceptable social standing and dick size, whom you might recommend me to wed? I have included a picture, for your matchmaking convenience. – Loki, Prince of Jotunheim”

“O Learned Loki, Prince of Jotunheim. I happen to have an appropriately sized dick right here. Please hasten to Asgard, so you may ride it at once. – Thor, King of Asgard”