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zhewhoisfate:

allhailthejellybeanmonarch:

zhewhoisfate:

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

אני אוהב אותך!!!

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

punkfather:

punkfather:

Working at hot topic is so fucking surreal

I made this post because today two guys came into the store and one kept purposely referencing Rick and Morty, while the other had never seen the show and the first guy was trying to make it seem like an awful thing that guy 2 had never seen it and was thinking he was superior for knowing a bunch of useless facts about the show. Meanwhile guy 2 looked visibly uncomfortable. While his was happening, some girls were arguing saying “you can’t be a fan of supernatural if you’ve only seen 4 seasons”.

I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans

reachouts:

peechpunk:

im fucjkigfngng

@crystxllar

tredlocity:

rynnthefangirl:

BoJack Horseman: okay, so we need to have clever and witty animal puns for every real world store our characters go to.

BoJack Horseman:

Tom Hardy (Who Is A Cat)

wachozacko-shitposts:

Stefan’s final tweet is something that will always live with me and inspire me

Dream big

chanting-willow:

gayatreus:

lunaatmidnight:

gaynezha:

gaynezha:

Detroit: Androids face oppression! No one likes them! They are dehumanized!

Actual literal real people I know: This is my roomba. His name is Gilbert and sometimes I drop cheetos on the floor just so he has something to snac on.

Whenever I play this game all I can think about is that story where someone coddled their roomba during a thunderstorm because “it was scared”

Okay but how many of y’all have made fun of Siri or Alexa especially when they are giving directions

Ive made fun of my own flesh mother when she gives me directions robots aint special

Flesh mother

wishthatiwascassysgirl:

memeberd:

whizzvins:

welcome to ihop

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

growingcherriesandroses:

having a personal sense of style is gay culture and the reason why gay men are seen as fashionable and lesbians as tacky is because the standards are so low for men and so high for women send post

homeless-guy-eats-crap:

Some of you might be waking up to discover the unfortunate news about the untimely passing of actor Stefán Karl Stefánsson. The vast majority of you probably know him as Lazytown antagonist Robbie Rotten, thanks in no small part to the silvagunner-led surge in popularity to the song “We are number one”. Others might know him for his vast theater career, or even in the game For Honor. Regardless of how you came to know him, at only 43 years of age his death is absolutely devastating for a lot of people – the world is less without him.

Goodbye, Stefán.

“Time is the most valuable thing in life because it never comes back. And whether you spend it in the arms of a loved one or alone in a prison cell, life is what you make of it. Dream big.”