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tessumstrash:

aobasdramaticalbooty:

Letter to a fucking 15-16 year old Danish girl!!!!

TRANSLATION:

“Beautiful, lively, horny (insert name)

We would like to invite you to boy/girl dinner 2018. Since you’ve been selected, you should get your white shirt and short black skirt, so we can have a lovely evening with us lovely 3.G boys (about 17-18 year old boys).

We’ll soon give you more information about date and location

Sincerely 3.G’s boys

P.s. no hair on your cunt!”

Okay so I don’t like to go full on raging feminist, but this is just too much. It is so fucking disgusting to see danish boys, soon to be 18, trying to get it on with girls starting their first week into high school!!!

Objectification of ANY gender is just not ok! Like we just went through the #MeToo campaign and some people just can’t seem to get over themselves.

I finished high school like 2 years ago and it was like that too back then!! I’m danish myself and seeing danish kids objectifying women like that, just makes me so angry.

Sorry for venting like that, but I’ve just been so mad about it lately…

Please share!

I would like to add that the girls from the 3rd years does this to the boys aswell, which is still not okay.

And i thought being nominated for Queen of my class with my friend as the king because my classmates thought i had a thing for him was bad….

Poor kids

lokisuggestion:

thorsuggestion:

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lokisuggestion:

@thorsuggestion

@thorsuggestion

…wow

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Little brother I have been in the training facility of the building we both live in just as I told you and if you desired my attention you could very easily come and see me. I know you know where it is because I have seen you in there stealing yoga mats for dubiously exercise-related purposes. I love you as you can see by my fresh and funky new pink text.

whatever

infinityonthot:

fangoddess817:

endreams-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

katielittlejohn:

soorajmakhi:

theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick???

Ok so picture this I’m 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this

And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he’s pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in… But something is wrong. He’s about to enter….

The. Wrong. Hole.

And my eyes widen, I go to shout “noooo!!!!” But it’s all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet.

We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I’m in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, “I am going to pass out.”

He doesn’t know I’m serious, he thinks I’m just being emotional, and he’s like “no baby come here” but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground.

He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I’m dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex.

SIMONE I AM YELLING

Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I didn’t make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after all.