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thotki:

thotki:

hey everyone im going to tell a really funny joke okay.

so. Dionysus decides to see what kind of parties are happening up North and goes to visit Asgard. When he gets there, he stops at a tavern and orders a round for everyone in the dining room.

A Jotunn in the corner toasts him, and Dionysus goes to sit with him.

“Tell me your story, friend,” says Dionysus.

“I’m glad you came to hear it from me, first,” says the Jotunn. “Else you would have gotten a twisted version.”

“Why’s that?”

“The people are not over-forgiving when they speak of me, I’m afraid.

I once hid a child from a troll’s vengeance by turning him into a speck on the side of a flounder until the troll had been slayed. But do they speak of my kind heart or my heroism? No! I once negotiated such that a protective wall was built around Asgard in only a few seasons, a remarkable feat of construction. But do they speak of my service to the realm? No! I once thought of an ingenious solution to regain the Thunderer his hammer when the conditions of its return seemed impossible to meet. But do they speak of my cunning, my creativity? No!”

The Jotunn drains his tankard before continuing his tale of woe.

“But you fuck ONE horse–”

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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aight

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

DO IT

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

EVERYONE TRY THIS
(you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

OK THIS IS THE COOLEST

MY WRIST IS ACHING

for those of us that aren’t as trusting as the others, the link is to an educational typing skills game, where you have to type out the words to shoot them down before they can reach the spaceship. Very fun, would definitely recommend