proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date
Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you
Wait, let him speak
you’re in luck, saint valentine was likely made up to give early christians an excuse to give pagans a more wholesome holiday to celebrate instead of lupercalia, a purification and fertility festival full of hedonism and debauchery that culminated in young men dressing as wolves and running around spanking cute girls with whips
valentine’s day is just a coverup for bdsm fuck-a-werewolf day
just wondering but why can’t something cute and childish exist without there being a subculture devoted to making it edgy or sexual. like? kirby doesn’t need to be drawn 3,000 times as an eldritch monster with a hyperrealistic mouth and demon eyes. there really isn’t a need for there to be any hentai of the animal crossing villagers, like at all. and alola vulpix definitely does NOT need a 3D butt mouse pad!!!!!!!!!
hey this post is getting taken over by gross people who think they own all children’s media and that drawing copious amounts of gore and porn of it is normal, could i get a few more good reblogs from good people?? it’d mean a lot to me
PastelGrandpa 
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