elodieunderglass:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

themostradicalthing:

mirandaskye:

mirandaskye:

mirandaskye:

In case you thought Hot Fuzz was exaggerating about the swans…

People were taking photos of the swan and it gives zero fucks in lane 3 of the M6

Much like the *other* swans who have caused traffic chaos…

Direct action

why are our swans Like This

Because they do not Fear

cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

lokisuggestion:

funnyjokeshaha:

thorsuggestion:

lokisuggestion:

I am terrified to know what will happen when Thor finds out, About those tiny little pumpkins. The ones that you just put in your house. Do you know how much this man already loves having tiny produce in the house, when it is not allowed. When he finds out that tiny pumpkins are not only permitted but encouraged…..we will be in a bit of a situation. 

🙂

this is why i dont fw people who like marvel too much

wow. thats so cool. here you go dude lol:

fbi-agent-valley:

writing-prompt-s:

mythmica:

sadunacc:

mythmica:

writing-prompt-s:

After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.

Myth it is tOO EARLY FOR THIS XD

Me: *reblogs this*

You and the rest of my followers:

Ok. That’s enough Tumblr for today. 

I can hear that gif