Forfatter: pastelgrandpa

fucckingbagofbags:

birdbian:

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

thegayest-of-lords:

jaxxgarcia:

Posted this to my twitter first but enough people wanted it on here so without further ado — R.I.P. MR SNAIL

“MISTER SNAAILL!!!”

batmanisagatewaydrug:

irollforinitiative:

loke-laufeyjarson:

bestmarvelmate:

This is the best! And so focking accurate!!

My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.

not to take a joke post seriously but this is literally the ideal period humor because

1.) no gendered language

2.) no assumption that people only use tampons (weirdly prevalent??? in discussions about periods)

3.) Thor is here and Thor makes everything better 

weirdmageddon:

i saw this ad and my body combusted

transmerry:

me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!

me, now: