pastelgrandpa

knock once if you love me.

berrystumpytail:

borgerpearl:

borgerpearl:

borgerpearl:

Asking someone if they watch anime dubbed or subbed is basically the same as asking if they’re a top or a bottom.

To clarify, people who watch the dub are tops and people who watch the sub are bottoms.

Brave of you to assume people who watch anime fuck

This is the only criticism I will accept on this post

yomozukis:

yomozukis:

I’m reading on old superstitions and:
“Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!”
September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

what’s that noise.

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bitch-is-for-happy:

you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier – i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!

don’t claim to know pain if you haven’t read this post

filthy-rat:

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

soupdrag0n:

witchesvscommunism:

dawnofthebadpuns:

incandescent-creativity:

animetitle:

me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

me writing action: room go boom

me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

The holy trinity of writing

laughterkey:

bro-witch:

missrupa:

dickslapthestate:

welcometonerdland:

blenderweaselhasopinions:

mistertotality:

4gifs:

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her

This made my fucking day…..I usually only blog about Witchy things but .this just made me smile and laugh so….what is more bewitching that a smile and a laugh …..so fuck it …posted

I had no idea she’d gone through all of this. Heads up, you can support her on Patreon.

bestnatesmithever:

king-emare:

emotions-are-dangerous:

sandandglass:

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

this is funny

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.