zsnes:

my burlesque dancer girlfriend who looks likes ramona flowers takes off my punk adventure time shirt and my cool jeans, my cool siracha underpants showing right below my chest hair, which i shaved so it looks like dark vader from star warps. my burlesque dancer girlfriend kisses my cool beard which i condition with siracha hot sauce and organic mousse from trader joes. were cool and indie and this is what indie sex is like.