almightycows:

tahthetrickster:

thelittleblackfox:

i-am-loki-locked:

dajo42:

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

you’re in luck, saint valentine was likely made up to give early christians an excuse to give pagans a more wholesome holiday to celebrate instead of lupercalia, a purification and fertility festival full of hedonism and debauchery that culminated in young men dressing as wolves and running around spanking cute girls with whips

valentine’s day is just a coverup for bdsm fuck-a-werewolf day

what… do i do with this information