loki, about thor, from a distance: listen. listen here to me. thor is the greatest man you will ever know. he is noble, and honourable, and strong, and courageous: there is nothing he wouldn’t do for another person, regardless of how little they deserved his care or their redemption, and he will always, always give a chance to those who seem to want it. thor is loving, deeply so, and his heart is open to all those who are without love, without family, without friendship – he wishes only to serve others, and improve their lots in life, regardless of the cost to himself, and he is like a beautiful sun, shining light where ere he goes. thor is the most glorious man i have ever known, and i am unspeakably honoured and proud to call him my brother, regardless of our different blood.
thor, coming over: hey guys, what are you talking about
loki, to thor: how much i want you dead, you fuck