firstly i would just like to say that i’m sorry for posting this in the year of our lord 2017
anyway
thor 1:
this is literally the most pathetic twink i have ever seen in my life. i cant say anything mean about this he’s just roasting himself by existing. look at those shoulders. i think he just finished crying in this photo. 1/10.
this suit (thor 1):
he’s trying but he just looks a 15 year old at his uncle’s wedding. 4/10
his armour:
okay the helmet is good because at least it’s SOMETHING that stands out from all his black leather. good colour scheme. i can’t really think of anything mean to say so 6/10
avengers:
nice colours again, functional armour design. i like the bits round his wrists. also this picture is really funny. 8/10
avengers suit:
wow this is literally the same suit from thor 1. dude. 7/10 because he worked out or something so it actually fits him a bit better
thor 2:
is this the same outfit as avengers? i don’t fucking know. he only has one set of clothes. his hair looks worse so 7/10
these shitty rags:
this is how i look when i have an existential crisis in a taco bell bathroom. 9/10 for relatability i guess
ragnarok:
his sugar daddy came through and he finally got new clothes which instantly puts this up there! he looks nice. put together. trophy twink. the hair out the back of his helmet is a gay look as well. 10/10
this suit:
i really cant say anything here thor already murdered him in cold blood for this. i do like the ted cruz power stance though. 8/10
whatever the fuck this is:
DUDE can you imagine how iconic loki would be if he did this all the time. gay!! this dramatic bottom!!! 11/10
PastelGrandpa 