thegreatdot:

Last night I had a dream where I was in an adventuring party and our bard used a wheelchair and this witch was trying to get us to come into her evil death arena but there were these skinny and steep stairs in order to get there and we were like “how do you expect us to get there when not all of us can use the stairs?”

And we just hear her yell “Igor! How dare you not activate the accessibility spell? We’re evil, not assholes!”