- ‘hey ghouls the boys are here’ a tru #classic
- so is ‘hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy’
- ryan: you can’t see gravity and thats real
shane: i can drop an apple
ryan (gently but with feeling): fuck- ‘whatever. this demon’s racist. i don’t respect this demon’
- ‘she’s writing lemonade in her head right now’
- ryan’s ‘id be a friendly ghost who does chores and then tips my hat and tap dances out of the room’
- the ghost of yankee jim
- also, shane trying to make small talk with the ghost of yankee jim about boats
- ‘hey timmy i heard you like balls’
- the bear vs shark argument
- ‘we’ve been over this before the bear is the most deadly animal of all time’ i love ryan
- ‘i have a secret to tell you…… i am the phantom of the sky’
- ‘just- to be fair…. fuck christopher columbus’
- ‘you’re saying the ocean is full of ghosts’
- underwater area 51
- tbh the whole bermuda traingle ep is fav
- all the arguments over whether or not bigfoot is supernatural ‘maybe he picks up on energies’ ‘oh he’ll pick you up all right’
- ‘thats a guy i’d wanna share a cold one with. is what bigfoot would say. about me.’
- ’i wasn’t fat shaming bigfoot’