Kid: “Alright, so, it’s summer camp. It’s my day off. Doing my own thing, walking through the woods, just minding my own business. See this stick thing over here, and I think ‘oh, that’s cool, I’ll go check it out.’ But as I get closer, I notice there’s some weird rocks over there, and I think, ‘that’s out of place, did somebody take those up from the beach?’ and as I get closer I see that it is a rock path, in the woods, and I have a very strong suspicion that I know exactly where this is going, because it goes the same place every time. Motherfucker. What do kids love? Memes? Illuminati? Memes about the Illuminati?? Yes. Yes they do.”
It’s been two years to the day since I recorded this video…
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