cracked:

The majority of America found these ads to be objectively terrible on an almost impressive number of levels – from the overt sexism to the pathetic corporate attempt at being “edgy” to the ironic ‘Murica pandering. And while over time, we learned to live knowing that Carl’s Jr. was the Adam Sandler of corporations, this new marketing turn has sent my emotions into a blasting vortex of rage … screaming into the dark oblivion, like an ascending deity escaping the sweaty clutches of man’s folly.

The new ad begins at the fictional offices of Carl’s Jr., where the also-fictional CEO (also named Carl Jr.) is a VR-wearing Millennial douche-sack damning the company with sexy burger ads. In walks his father, Carl Sr., who proceeds to take down the fuck-imagery and vow to veer the burger chain away from objectifying women and back to their meaty roots. Meanwhile, his turdface 20-something kid stands in the background and makes turd faces like the big fucking 20-something turd that he apparently is.

“Get it, Millenials? You’re fucking terrible, and it’s your fault that Carl’s Jr. ran all those dipshit ads! How delightfully meta and raaaandom! THEY’RE JUST LIKE YOU. THEY FUCKING GET IT. ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW THEY TOTALLY FUCKING GET IT?!?!? BUY A FUCKING MEAT SLAB BECAUSE IT’LL BE TOTALLY IRONIC AND META, YOU FUCKING NOBODY.

Carl’s Jr’s New Ads Are More Offensive Than Their Sexy Ones