captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window

like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door

but there’s like, windows everywhere

and ethan has a gun

just fucking shoot a window and go outside 

or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window. 

you know whats more dangerous than a window?

hillbilly puzzle murder mutants