gallifreyanathearts:

holmganga:

gallifreyanathearts:

holmganga:

I’m pretty sure I don’t actually like ryebread, I’m just so used to it

I hate ryebread but I still eat it sometimes because it’s just so engrained in me

#thatdanishfeelwhen

seriously we’re low key taught that the only way to be healthy is to eat ryebread

“Eat your ryebread so you will grow big and strong” they tell you, as you force yourself to eat a third slice

What is on top of your ryebread? is it leverpostej? is it sausage? eggs? it doesn’t seem to matter anymore. The ryebread is all you can taste

You eat ryebread of the wrong brand. It does not look or smell different, but somehow something is wrong. The balance of the universe has been upset, and it will only be reset when you once again can eat your preferred brand of ryebread

Although you cannot see it, you know the ryebread is at the bottom of your smørrebrød. It’s there. Waiting.

A foreigner complains about wholemeal bread. You laugh. You keep laughing as they grow uncomfortable. They will never understand the true meaning of ‘wholemeal’

#DanishGothic