*john mulaney voice* you know how some webcomics have like a dip.. in the middle. you’re like hey homestuck is over! no it’s not. ….there’s more
Wait a minute, somebody’s reading homestuck TWICE! Or, it’s a REALLY LONG webcomic
”Hey Hey HEY, before we drop another Omega pause, lets drop one Mini pause!”
“And that’s when the webcomic went good to GREAT.”
“Suddenly, the Mini pause started– and the SIGH OF RELIEF that SWEPT through tumblr. people were ECSTATIC. it was like the liberation of France.”
“for YEARS scientists have wondered; can you make bloggers weep tears of joy with a Mini pause. and the answer is, yes. as long as it is proceeded by SEVEN YEARS of homestuck fanposts clogging up tumblr, every time there was an upd8.”
“And on the other hand… When we went back… Holy shit.”
“And there was this seemingly indifferent Tumblr staff in the background like ‘Yep, same shit as always’”